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curse marathon

when you say fuck in front of a kid then react not by saying oops but by saying shit then damn after that
oh Fuck ( sees a kid)
SHIT!
OH DAMN!
oops
curse marathon
by West side stanley May 20, 2007
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Bullshit Marathon

The Psychological "Marathon" of compliments, gifts, and help with school assignments that a man must go through to get past the friend zone with a girl.
Ryan was sick of running the bullshit marathon that Marie was putting him through. It looks like they're going to remain just friends.
by Athren in: Real Life June 17, 2009
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Montreal's pantless marathon

A ridiculous event ( that took place in Montreal Canada on January 11, 2015) in which people took the metro wearing no pants, but underwear.
If you took part in Montreal's pantless marathon you should be ashamed of yourself and I want nothing to do with you
by Sexydimma May 19, 2016
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Marital Artist

(not to be confused with Martial Artist): A special type of Marital Counselor who shows married couples not only how to stay married, but, how to have an extremely happy marriage.
Barbara claims to be a Marital Artist, but, she fucked Eileen's husband!
by Joseph Selb March 12, 2009
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maritsa

A very beautiful, divine, lovely female
Mmmmhmmm, looka looka. Ain't she a Maritsa
by sweeeeet January 19, 2003
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marathon monday

Marathon Monday is often considered, among Bostonians, as the greatest day of each year. Falling on the third Monday of April, the marathon provides a race as a backdrop to the biggest day of drinking and legalized hookie-playing found anywhere in the country.

Over at BC the day takes on even more epic proportions, where all classes are cancelled as the race runs right past campus making it impossible for teachers and commuter students to get there. It's basically just a huge excuse to get wasted…really wasted…like blackout by 11:00 AM wasted. The stringent community and campus official restrictions on drinking are relaxed for the day and an anything goes mentality pervades. In short it’s a total shit show and every college student’s dream.
11:21 AM on Marathon Monday: the winner of the race crosses the finish line and everyone in Boston is already too drunk to notice
by eagles617 April 20, 2009
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Maruthi

Maruthi is the nicest guy on the planet! He is very nice and cool and looks really good in sunglasses. Although he is short, he is a very good sports player and has a lot of friends.
Wow, I wish I was a Maruthi!
by HeinzKetchup7627 June 30, 2019
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