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Married With Children

Fox TV show that aired from 1987 to 1997. Co-created by a Black man, this groundbreaking, insanely funny cartoonish show put all of the other sitcoms to shame.
When it came to true comedy, MWC was deadly serious.
by Bem Suggs December 11, 2003
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Marite

Marite
Girls name, the hottest girl you'll ever meet. she has the most amazing boobs and an amazing ass. she's the best person you'll ever hookup with. She is the bomb super outgoing and crazy! You will never have a bad time with her around! Marite is also a party girl and can drink like crazy so if you cant hang dont try her! She will out drink anyone! She's very picky so if you get the chance to do anything with her then you better cause shes one in a million! Once you memorize her name you'll never forget it! There is only One Marite! She's an amazing friend!
oh my god! she's so hot.
You hooked up with Marite? Your the luckiest guy alive!
I want to Smash Marite!
Who's Marite? What? Google her that bitch is famous!
by BLABJHEHKNWJ August 13, 2010
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marital transgression

A classy way to say you were cheating on your wife or husband.
Adulteror: Yes, I am guilty of a Marital transgression but I would like the public to know I reget it.

Average person: :| you mean you cheated on your wife.
by problemo_official February 21, 2011
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Markitect

A marketing professional who builds on-line environments to promote a business, brand, personality, industry or idea.
Whoever built the Coca-Cola Facebook page is a great markitect!
by SociallySteve November 29, 2013
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Marmite Surprise

When a girl has black poop in between her vaginal lips (labia) but the outside is clean. It's a "Marmite Surprise" when you spread her lips.
John: How did your date with Sarah go? Did you score a home run?
Dave: Yeah dude, it was great. Even got a Marmite Surprise! I didn't even know she was into that sort of thing...
John: Aw man! You always have the best dates!
by woofles August 4, 2015
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Trial Marriage

A time period before marriage when a couple lives together to see if they are completely compatible for marriage. The trial marriage usually exposes all of the negative side effects to living with your partner. The trial marriage often ends in a very messy trial divorce.
Four months into our twelve month lease she dumped me, and now I am paying two rents. Man, that trial marriage was stupid.
by K-DOG May 16, 2014
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california marriage

Marriage that is not legitimate (similar to California Sober)
Katie engaged in California marriage while marrying different people frequently.
by california marriage April 25, 2021
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