marmite

Something to spread on toast when theres no nutella left.

Either love it or hate it - in the words of the Marmite people themselves.

by Lolli Queen September 22, 2005

man marmalade

White, sticky fluid that ejaculates from the penis. Also called semen.

As I was screwing Rob's hot girlfriend, I pulled out and shot man marmalade on her face, giving her a cumstache.

by Poppa Large June 9, 2005

Marmite Miner

One who likes to mine for Marmite in another man's arse.

RnR is a Marmite Miner with Dusty

by OMK Fatomanu March 22, 2003

marmite mining

Anal sexual inter course - examples below:-

1. you marmite miner
2. he looks like a marmite miner
3. you fucking gay , go do some marmite mining

by bruvwithmeanin May 13, 2005

Marmalitch

An Evil Fucking Bitch.

Did you hear Taylor? She totally made it sound like she was being a marmalitch

by That_Secret May 12, 2014

Marmite band

A band that one either adores or despises, rather like the popular food spread.

Muse is definitely a Marmite band.

by @FellatioHornblower August 22, 2016

Marmite Banana

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.

I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter

by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017