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Maralagovirus

Did you hear Jeremy died from Maralagovirus?

Don’t touch me, you’re going to give me Maralago!!!

Ma’am, you’ve tested positive for COVID-19, or Maralagovirus. You have 10 minutes to live.
by VegaBrother March 5, 2020
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marmalad

a form of jam that is usually smeared on someone and then licked off by his or her partner usually applied to the titties penis or vagina
She smeared marmalad on him and licked it off
by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004
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Mexican Marmalade

a Mexican Marmalade is a term used to describe the act of wrapping your penis in a hot tortilla instead of the more traditional condom
Jane said that Jim's Mexican marmalade was better than yours, apparently it brings all the boys to the yard.
by Dr. JM Buck June 11, 2006
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Marklar

Apple's x86 version of its UNIX-based operating system, OS X.
Planned for mainstream release on Intel and AMD based systems if Motorola continues to disappoint Apple in the progress of their processors.
Marklar will be a dual boot option for current PC users wishing to utilize both work compatability and Apple ease-of-use and multimedia applications.
by bentley September 17, 2003
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Marmalade

When someone is not just jealous (jelly) they are seething with jealousy from every pore of their body.
"I hate that guy. He gets laid all the time. He drives a nice car. Has a nice house. Has tons of money."

"Don't be so marmalade."
by Andrew Mullen April 1, 2012
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Marklark

A way of life of those who live and die showing true marklark qualities through and through.
While others are pickling poached eggs, the marklark are crumpling those people up like a soda pop at a recycling depot. Cause fuck pickled egg. Does it look like the great depression of 1929 to you??
by CHICKEN-N-JIBLETS November 2, 2013
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lady marmalade

A lady marmalade is when you take a woman and lay her down and smother her in orange marmalade... You then procede to lick the marmalade from her genetalious areas slowly and pleasurably...
I gave Wilma a "lady marmalade" the other day... Man did I lick her down good!!!!!
by jsh123949 January 30, 2008
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