Masturbation

What teenagers do every second of everyday. For example, I like stick my thumbs into my boxer briefs and lay on my stomach. Then, I rest both hands of my legs, and put my penis in my right hand. Then I start squeezing my dick with my right hand until I relieve myself into my boxers.

Masturbation is my favorite activity, as I have no friends to do anything with.

by MasturbatingTeen2004 February 2, 2019

mutual masturbation

Two people, either of the opposite sex or same sex, touching each others penis/vagina for pleasure and/or orgasm.

As I lay next to my girlfriend she used her hand to rub my hard cock, while I slipped my fingers into her hot tight pussy.

by robin May 18, 2005

Masturbation Rape

To attempt to upset someone who dislikes you by telling them you get off to the thought of them.

Masturbation Rape: The boy threw out his letter, only to find it on the morning intercom the next day.

"Melissa Stockholm, I masturbate feverously to your picture every night. Love, Jimmy Stockholm."

by Tatertits February 1, 2009

Masturbation Exercise

the act of doing or making something for the sole purpose of cultivating a sense of self-importance. The resulting product (if any) does not benefit anyone but the creator.

His obscure and useless research on the different shades of blue sold by paint manufacturers between the years of 1965-1967 is like one giant masturbation exercise.

by Cat (like meow meow) January 18, 2009

masturbation Legend

some one who can masturbate in public places secretly. a place that was thought of as unthinkable to masturbate at.
ie. bookstore, supermarket, library, school, work!, changing rooms, etc.

person 1: yo i just masturbated in the school library!
person 2: really? yesterday i masturbated in office detention!
person 3: holy shit! what masturbation Legend's you are!

by green Tee February 15, 2008

institutional masturbation

The effort colleges and universities put forth to convince their alumni to participate in their fund-raising schemes. Often, these letters will cite your success as evidence of their effectiveness. When this propaganda is presented in written form, it will include at least .5 exclamation marks per paragraph.

Some F. Schmuck has challenged <insert demographic here> to raise <insert amount here> by offering to match it if our goals are met! Your contribution will enable more students to have experiences just like yours and for us to continue our tax-payer and donor funded institutional masturbation.

by Still Paying Student Loans April 11, 2008

Nervous Masturbation

It is when you are so nervous about something, you masturbate.

My Nervous Masturbation, yesterday, wasn't the best because I was nervous about the final exams.

by TioKilo May 24, 2017