Minimalist

When a male has a tiny dick and therefore has to have everything in his life small.

Jose couldn't satisfy his girlfriend, he is a minimalist.

by DankBoi_69 August 15, 2019

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Bitcoin Maximalist

A high IQ, high energy Bitcoin-loving warrior who knows that most any other coin has been created to steal money from the ignorant. They are considered to be well versed, heavily educated and hated by scammers and shillers. A bitcoin maximalist will come in hot in almost any discussion and will answer coherently, due to their likely thousands of hours of learning and research on Bitcoin and alts.

Quick to call out BS from scammers and shillers who are focused on luring un-knowledgable newbies into buying their alt-coin(coins made after Bitcoin) aka "Shitcoins"

Sarah: "It's great to see such a vibrant and open community developing Ethereum. I think I'd like to get involved."

Steve: "You do realize that Bitcoin has 98% dominance. All other shit coins will go to zero, why bother with Ethereum?"

Sarah: "What evidence do you have that Ethereum will go to zero? Secondly, the DeFi applications are cool, not to mention there are countless applications being built on it, I feel Ethereum will continue to have a bright future."

Steve: "Bitcoin was the first to solve the notorious Double-Spend problem. Ethereum was a pre-mined ICO, so you're essentially paying for something that the Ethereum Devs printed out of thin air to get rich. Not to mention Ethereum is near impossible to run a full node, and it has a figurehead that calls all the shots. Bitcoin is immutable and the code cannot be changed without everyone agreeing, and it has no figurehead."

Sarah: "Wow, I didn't know that! You sound like a Bitcoin Maximalist Steve, I think you just made me into one too! How much time did you spend learning all this stuff?"

Steve: "I spent years soaking up as much knowledge about Bitcoin, and there is still things I have left to learn, it's crazy! Being a Bitcoin Maximalist is tough work, but I'm learning new stuff every day! Glad to have you on board Sarah!"

by manakill August 16, 2021

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Bitcoin Maximalist

Someone who has studied monetary history and come to the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only sound money.

Bitcoin Maximalists value decentralization, openness, and permission-less money and have reached the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only option.

They see shitcoins (any other cryptocurrency) as pump and dump schemes designed to take your Bitcoin.

"Which one's the best crypto-asset? Well Bitcoin's the best crypto-asset, okay. What's the second best? There is no second best laugh. There is no second best crypto-asset. There's a crypto asset it's called Bitcoin, right, right? There is no second best."

- Michael "Gigachad Bitcoin Maximalist" Saylor

by bitcoinmaxi August 16, 2021

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manimalism

A minimalistic lifestyle practiced mostly by single males who are only concerned about satisfying their most basic needs ie. when creating their living space. Compared to minimalism, manimalism is often described as "sad" because it is a sideproduct of one not caring about their surroundings and thus isn't concerned with appearances or finding beauty in things at all. For example a manimalistic interior has no identity, no style, and every object in it is chosen solely for its function. For example a manimalist who goes to a regular day job and does boxing in their spare time only needs a boxing bag and a bed to fuction. Everything else is non-essential and should be given as little thought as possible.

Manimalism from an outsiders perspective:
"You know the only furniture he had was like an old disgusting armchair and a tv. He was a true manimalist."

by Lynxfluffy October 19, 2021

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