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Harry maguire

A fridge/freezer, a harry maguire is often known for his shit defending. Harry Maguire's are also not very fond of Greek culture
God hes so wank at football, must be a harry maguire!
by Lê Masturbator August 26, 2020
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Maggie

The most lovable girl in the world. She isn't a fighter, but a lover. She will fight for love. If you are lucky enough to be in a relationship with her, and you're the luckiest man alive. She's the most wonderful girl in the world and will stand up for what she believes in. She can make you crazy in love with her just when she speaks. I hope I get you to read this Maggie ;).
I love you Maggie <3
by Nighthawk2378 February 24, 2013
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Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit

The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television.

It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)
Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen.

Still, everyone would.. know...
by Scottee Mac November 25, 2010
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Magic: The Gathering

Magic: Gathering is a trading card game first put onto stores shelves in 1993. It's foundational mechanics went on to inspire many other games, Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh currently being the most famous. It also invented the prospect of tournaments for trading card games, which did not exist at the time.

Magic is a worldwide phenomenon, and has developed it's own list of dozens of slang words. Magic itself is typically known as Magic: The Gathering, MTG, or just Magic for players who play it more exclusively than other games for which the word “magic” could easily be confused.

More players play magic today than ever before, showing a clear upward trend in popularity over the last 10 years. Reports by Hasbro, the parent company of MTG, put the figure at “around 6 million” in 75 countries in 2003, while current(2016) unprofessional estimates are at anywhere from 8-15 million globally.

The game was invented by Richard Garfield with the financial support of WotC, the latter now owning the game in it's entirety and the former currently receiving royalties. Despite his lack of direct control over the game since the late 90s, Richard Garfield still contributes to the game sporadically, and is considered by many to be a pillar of the community and is known by Magic players internationally.

The game is known best for it's simplest mechanics by those who've never played it, these principle mechanics being 5 colors and resource building involving “lands” and “non-lands”.
Magic: The Gathering is a game like any other. The company prints things on cardboard and it turns into money. Might as well cut out the middle man and print money.

Person A: Magic The Gathering Players are fat vrigins.
Person B: Did you know that the player base of Magic: The Gathering in the United States has a 10% lower rate on obesity than the national average? How about we talk about issues that matter instead?
by IQuarent October 24, 2016
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Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook

Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.
Damn yo, I just got $1,700 in the mail from Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook!!
by ImperialFleet1 August 28, 2009
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Jew Magic

A type of magic held by all Jews to con others of their money or to place a curse those whom they dislike.
I forgot to get my change from the bank teller, he must have used his Jew magic to make me forget.
by Christopher Sparling May 15, 2017
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Maggie

a Maggie is a girl that won't take a compliment no matter how hard you try. They are the kind of girls who would rather die than be useless. They will smile above all and let everyone think they are okay even when others lie and hurt them. They won't leave their friends or tell other's secrets even if they find them on accident. They hate being called pretty because they don't like others being judged for their looks. They don't feel special and can easily suffer from clinical depression. They like to dye their hair, get tattoos and piercings. They won't judge you for being of whatever sex, sexuality, or religion only if you hurt others. Maggies lie and say they are okay and cry in the shower before they let another see or hear them shed a tear because they feel no one can help them. Often they wish the could be alone and are scared they will become greedy self centered or worst of all hurt the ones they love most. They are normally short girls with dark brown hair and hurricane hazel eyes. No matter what they do they are hurt to easily and often pretend they don't care. If you get a girl named Maggie tell her she is beautiful and treat her like it to remind her even if she seems like it doesn't matter to her. They who doesn't trust or fall in love easily. She can be confusing, but only needs you to tell her and things will clear up. Maggie is just a girl that is artsy and likes being alone.
Guy: Maggie is so pretty!
Maggie: no im not.
by XmX November 18, 2013
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