jazz mags

Another more subtle way of saying pornographic magazines

Aww but Mrs my mum found my Jazz mags underneath my pillow last night!

by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 5, 2006

strop mag

A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)

"Excuse me luv. Could you hand me that strop mag from the top shelf? I can't reach it".

by stropmag September 23, 2008

mag-schiss

(Pr. mÂg sh-ice) The little subscription ads that fall out of magazines while you read them. ("Mag" as in magazine, "shiss" german for feces.)

My comfy chair at the bookstore was surrounded by piles mag-schiss.

by Marcy Kessler April 27, 2006

Cro-Mag

Derogatory term used to describe people of European descent. The term implies that Europeans are the descendants of the sub-human Cro-magnon species, who are described as having been tall and fair skinned.

These cro-mags lack the human qualities of tolerance and empathy.

by M1-A August 22, 2011

jizz mag

pornographic magazine, top shelf material

go get us a jizz mag while you're in there Bob

by seymouruk July 26, 2005

milf mag

a porno all about MILF's

Dude I just got this new MILF mag, its so kick ass!!

by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

Patty Mag

A Patty Mag is when you take an unexpected or unplanned dump in your pants in a social environment. It is similar to a "shart" only more intense in duration and public awareness.

Man, I was in line at the bank when this chick pulled a sweet Patty Mag at the check out counter. Everyone in the place gave her a round of applause and then ran out of the building in disgust.

by san-d-mag February 5, 2010