1. The above definition is completley wrong and was written by someone who doesn't even know the true meaning of the phrase "Mache Out.
2. The actual meaning is too shocking, too scandalous, too immoral and too graphic for urbandictionary.com
2. The actual meaning is too shocking, too scandalous, too immoral and too graphic for urbandictionary.com
by The Dirk Diggler August 22, 2006
Get the mache out mug.To eat out a girl with such speed and ferocity that her body shakes uncontrollably and she ultimately ends up in the hospital. In order for this to happen the speed of the tongue must be around five times the speed of sound. Hence "mach five." Originated in Orlando, FL.
Symptoms of being mach fived:
*lying in your own pussy juice
*uncontrollable shaking
*uncontrollable squirting
*unrivaled pleasure
*some serious hospital time
CAUTION: This requires years of specialized training as there are only a few men in the world who can do this. Men have died attempting this. Use extreme discretion when attempting to Mach Five your next girl.
Symptoms of being mach fived:
*lying in your own pussy juice
*uncontrollable shaking
*uncontrollable squirting
*unrivaled pleasure
*some serious hospital time
CAUTION: This requires years of specialized training as there are only a few men in the world who can do this. Men have died attempting this. Use extreme discretion when attempting to Mach Five your next girl.
Girl 1: Damn he really ate me out well last night. I was lying in my own pussy juice and couldn't stop shaking for hours.
Girl 2: God damn girl. I gotta get me a mach five.
Girl 2: God damn girl. I gotta get me a mach five.
by MachFive December 27, 2011
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noun; A person who was very popular, happy, and had tons of friends as a child but grew up alone and jobless. Usually ends up turning to drugs for comfort.
Friend 1: Remember that one kid from high school, Alex, I think? That kid was craaazy, we had some fun times with him!
Friend 2: Dude that kid was always the life of the party! What ever happened to him?
Friend 3: I saw him in the paper for possession of cocaine and marijuana.
Friend 2: Wow, what a Macaulay Culkin.
Friend 2: Dude that kid was always the life of the party! What ever happened to him?
Friend 3: I saw him in the paper for possession of cocaine and marijuana.
Friend 2: Wow, what a Macaulay Culkin.
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Get the macaulay mug.An SAR (Semi-Autonomous Region) of China. Island west of Hong Kong Portugese colony from the 1500s up until 1999. Gambling hot-spot of China, due to a loosely-regulated free market economy. Where 007 meets Silva's damsel and fights off her bodyguards (one of them gets eaten by a Kimodo dragon) in Skyfall.
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