A man possessing a perfectly symmetrical penis. Usually these cocks are above average in size and are a guaranteed pleasure to all woman.
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Get the Michael Darragh MacAuley mug.The act of eating alot of nuts then taking a shit. Then you scoop the piece out of the toilet then freeze it in a plastic bag. Then you proceed to take it out of the bag during intercourse and put it on the womans chest and watch it melt and see the nuts in the shit.
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Get the Machunkalunk mug.A person defined by characteristics of being a Machu:
waddling their butt cheeks when walking, have chipmunk cheeks also pronounced Ashigupta
Verb. Machuing
waddling their butt cheeks when walking, have chipmunk cheeks also pronounced Ashigupta
Verb. Machuing
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Get the Machu mug.1. A pleated pants wearing bumbling idiot that is completely ignorant to religion and finance.
2. A man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.
3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.
2. A man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.
3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.
Machala: "I just lost 100,000 dollars in a year...whatever shall I do?"
Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."
Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"
Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."
Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"
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