When you have the hot farts and then go to the bathroom to test wipe and get a yellowish, brown color on the TP. It is usually a result from eating spicy fast food and tv dinners.
When I had to got to the bathroom and wiped my butt I noticed a yellowish-brown liquid on the paper, and I knew I was victim of a mustard fart because of all the spicy food I have been eating lately. It was messy.
by Vaimaster7 January 26, 2019
Get the Mustard Fartmug. That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021
Get the Porkhole Mustardmug. Annoying somebody to the extent that it is no longer funny. Results tend to be less angry and more desperate and confused.
Dude stop it you’re being so unoriginal nobody but you thinks it’s funny, you’re basically yellow mustarding us at this point. We just wish you would stop.
by JellyrollJellyjinks May 6, 2021
Get the Yellow Mustardingmug. by Harold00 January 5, 2018
Get the Panty Mustardmug. Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)
by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021
Get the baby mustardmug. "We're gonna take on the woooorld, come on every boy, every girl!"
"This is your brain, this is your brain on ska"
"This is your brain, this is your brain on ska"
by Z-chan June 4, 2004
Get the Mustard Plugmug. by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020
Get the Mustard Mittmug.