Pork Scotch Moustache

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009

Desert mountain high school

Drugs, rich bitches, and shitty sports teams.

If you want a low self esteem and an STD, you should go to desert mountain high school.

by Ucanthankmel8r January 9, 2019

Mountain Tab

A small identifier worn above the 10th Mountain Division's unit patch. It signifies that the soldier is not only a member of said unit, but also completed menial tasks while being hazed, and climbed a mountain (ie banged out one of Watertown's many livestock sized humans that identify physically as "female")

Shit...the new guy finally earned his mountain tab, she must have been 350 pounds!

by Bigdickasian69 January 24, 2018

book-mourn

When you finish a really good book or tv show or whatever and you feel all empty and achy and sad. usually these feelings are followed by large consumptions of food, sleeping all day and just being all around depressed.

Lucy: "what the fuck is up with Ralphie?"

-Ralphie is staring at a wall, every now and then he slams his head into it-

Arnold: "He's book-mourning, and his name is Ralphie, so that can't help things"

by kidchino January 31, 2009

Mormon Mouse Trap

When you are performing docking with another man but put superglue inside the foreskin. After letting the glue settle a tug of war ensues.

Me and Peter Mormon mouse trapped one night in Salt Lake City. And I lost

by MormonMommy December 29, 2019

was born on a mountainside

An expression to suggest amazement, it's used when somebody witnesses an event that would never happen in the place that the person came from. In simple words it means to be amazed as fuck.

-Hey dude, look at that pretty-ass girl, I'm so fucking horny!
-I was born on a mountainside

by krozer May 14, 2010

Mountain Moles

Oversized nipples predominately found on obese black women.

Tyler: I heard you took Clarice home last night. How was it?

Reakwon: Don't even get me started on her mountain moles...

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012