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Timothy Moses

A very attractive male with a large penis big than life it's self. Very funny and is to mingle with, the ladies love him
by Papi Timo October 19, 2020
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Thomas Moser

Old man from Switzerland who is famous for posting strange and hilarious photos on Instagram. Thomas is most widely known for posting pictures of himself shirtless and naked. He is also known for going live on instagram, usually without clothes on, while blankly staring at the camera without saying anything. He also posts pictures from his daily life in Switzerland, and funny edits that fans send to him. His best friend is Flädi, which is the name he gave to his Flat Eric plushie who has appeared in many of Thomas' posts and livestreams. Thomas only speaks German and uses google translate to speak other languages. He comes from a large family and is currently working as a construction painter.
Did you watch Thomas Moser's live??

Yeah it was so funny and Thomas covered his dick with Flädi
by toesuxker December 24, 2021
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Mo Se Jun

A chad cover artist on Youtube, with an angelic voice. The pure skill, the raw talent, the unadulterated epicness this man has is something we can only dream of.
Mo Se Jun is 6'6, With luscious curly black hair with a caring face. His voice is CERTIFIED as the purest in the world.
THERE IS ONLY ONE MO SE JUN. ALL OTHERS ARE POSERS, FRAUDS, AND MIDGETS.

If you ever meet Mo Se Jun, you will certainly die because of his unfiltered purity. If he speaks/sings to anyone with his angelic voice, they will 100% become a devotee to Mo Se Jun. Scientists have PROVEN that when you die, there is no God, no Satan, only Mo Se Jun. Even hardened criminals, Murderers, and Kyles can't remain dickwads, as Mo Se Jun will pacify all of them with his pure tone. In the presence of Mo Se Jun, humanity shall be cleansed.
Person 1- Holy shit, did you hear Mo Se Jun play a cover of 'My Way' by Limp Bizkit?
Person 2- Fuck yeah I did! He made that sound like an angelic choir.
Wendy's Employee- Wait, What? let me listen to this mf.
by SnakeBitten April 22, 2023
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mosesed

when you're taking a girl from behind, and she farts on your bush, spreading it like the red sea
i was having a good time with her last night, i was banging her doggystyle, and she totally mosesed me! it was disgusting!
by foco52 January 22, 2014
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Volar Moses

In reference to a mythical Mak, who appears at the height of the steps of Hong Kong's Volar Club at the height of the partying hours. If he deems you worthy, with a whispered command and a wave of his hand, the crowd parts like the red sea giving you unobstructed access past velvet rope and into the club.

As The Volar Moses disappears, the crowd reforms, crushing any pretenders in its wake.
Dude, Volar was packed last night how did you get in?

Volar Moses saw me, and the sea parted.
by quasimotoh2 August 12, 2011
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Reversed Moses

While having sex, change to doggystyle then put a bottle of water in her anus, squeeze the bottle to let the water enter the anus, remove the bottle then tickle her nose till she sneezes and watch the water spray out the anus.
I "reversed Moses" my girlfriend.
by Durra October 23, 2020
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What the Moses!

a term commonly used by one Paul Guerrero. this term is often vocalized during a moment of surprise or disbelief.
"What the Moses! that guy almost got killed!"
by Pooru May 22, 2006
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