mopey

a state of (often attention seeking and usually false) depression over the distant past which people REALLY don't care about any more.

Stop being so MOPEY bout...Wall street crash, fall of Roman Empire, breakup of Ottoman Empire, Bubonic Plague, Great Fire of London, being dumped by Ciara.

by Gary Hanley July 11, 2006

Mopes

Acronym: Most Oppressed People Ever Syndrome, commonly applied in football circles to refer to a group of people who revel in, and indeed define themselves by, the fact that they are the Most Oppressed People Ever, although in reality nobody gives a toss about them.

Celtic supporter: "Everyone hates us because we are Irish, but we don't care, in fact we want you to hate us because it only makes us stronger."
Everyone Else: "Get over yourselves you bunch of self pitying Mopes."

by neilta August 22, 2009

Mopeyhead

The act of receiving oral sex from an Emo chick.

Dude, I met some Emo chick last night and got some mopeyhead. Then I laughed at her poetry.

by Jreagal6187 October 10, 2010

Moperi

The crime of exposing yourself to a blind person.

Justin "mung" DeWitt was arrested today for moperi at the old folks home.

by jmungnasty January 2, 2012

mopery

"indecent exposure in the presence of a blind person of the same sex" is mopery

person 1:(walks into dads home naked) "DAAAD IM HOME!"
person 1's dad:"Is that you son?"<walks into wall because he is blind> is an example of mopery

by (KILGORETROUT)Vonnegut Rileya March 28, 2009

Mopest

A girl that is friends with a girl a lot younger than her and that's her only friend. They never mature and insult people that they don't like and are ignorant about anybody's personal lives.

"Hey Janet (8 yrs. old)." "Hey Marie (13 yrs. old".
Marie- This kid is trying to be friends with this cool kid in order to be cool but we really too ignorant to realize that he's trying to put his life back on track.
Janet- Lets gossip and talk to the kid's friends behind his back because we have nothing else to do.
Marie- Yeah and let's make sure we never mature enough to understand the true meaning of this.
Janet- I wouldn't be surprised if they all told us off and called us mopest(s).
Janet- Yes

by TheLimitationFighter July 14, 2011

Moped bird

When a man is having relations with a woman and "doesn't mind riding it, but wouldn't want his mates seeing him on it"

"Bernie has got himself a moped bird - he must be sick of hand shandies"

by Pablo February 29, 2004