Monkey

1. A slang word for vagina
2. A just above-the-anorexic border unattractive girl. Usually comes with a slight mustache and more facial and body hair than usual.

1. Man, i hit Janet's monkey hard last night
2. Dude, i saw the grossest thing ever.

- What?

- Kim raised her arm, and I saw all her armpit hair!!

- Ewww, she' such a monkey!

by bb514 March 26, 2011

monkey

slang for a nigger, or african american. People with big nose and big lips resembling gorilla or chimpanzee family.

"you are talking about that monkey man? psst "

"Porch monkey sneaked in my house and stole my t.v."

by ryandyan October 3, 2007

monkey

A vagina hahahahahahahahahahaha

hey brah, that monkey's got teeth.

by mike oksmall March 4, 2008

monkey

500 units of a given currency, esp. English pounds

That new hi-def T.V. cost me a good two monkeys

by E-n January 7, 2006

monkey

Suffix that, when added to a root noun, describes a person who is obsessed with or loves the meaning of the root noun.

-Sometimes the applied word can be figurative.

Ben: Your brother really likes to wank a lot, doesn't he?
Mike: Yeah... he's a real greasemonkey.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006

monkey

500 of our finest English Pounds for one frequenting the London area...

Ere you faahckin nonce you owe me a monkey

by Frosty Jack March 18, 2004

Monkey

the most awesome animal to ever appear on Earth

monkeys are sic

by kubleeka December 7, 2010