Mongo

A unit in size, typically for something big or large in size. Can be used to refer to a large quantity of something.

Jack: Dude that is a huge trash can
Bill: Yeah man, that thing is mongo.

by shiphd August 31, 2018

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Mongo

Mongo is a rare name you call people if they don't do things right.

Boy: Hey did you clean my ps5?

Mongo: Yes it needs 10 more minutes in the dishwasher.

by Mimbo Jimbo November 14, 2021

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Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).

Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009

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A extremely rare type of relationship in which an alpha male, often too busy at pursuing excellence to have time for spinning plates, courts a mentally retarded (formerly: mongoloid) female. The relationship shares similarities with other male-female interactions in which the only quality the female provides is access to easy sex. However, many experts have noted the downsides of this relationship are minimized and therefore perfectly suited for a hyper-successful Chad. In a mongo-namous relationship, the female requires very little maintenance or capital spending as she essentially spends all day locked in her room talking to herself and watching cartoons.

"I recently gave up on high-end call girls and found a company that ships young, handicapped gals from rural China in a shipping container for a fraction of the price... I always loved having access to a multitude of women and never imagined I'd be swept away in a mongo-namous relationship. Best decision I've ever made!"

by KiloChad August 16, 2022

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