Mondo Guac

A secret codeword used by kids to warn others that someone is walking up who shouldn't hear what they are talking about. Such as a teacher, a snitch, or the person being talked about.

person 1: dude that party was nuts last night

person2: I know bro i was so drunk i even...

person 1 : Mondo Guac!!

teacher: hey boys hows it goin

by hihungryimdad May 2, 2023

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mondo fu fu-ness

describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong

"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany

"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany

by life form from planet zeron January 1, 2009

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Mondo

A platypus

I saw a mondo today.

by anonymous May 20, 2024

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Retro-mondo

A type of exclamation or bark characteristic of middle-class American stoners, often from southwestern areas of the US, made after inhaling a large bongful of decent cannabis

Man, how RETRO-MONDO (cough, cough).

by Perezoso August 10, 2006

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Mondo

An indecorous man from Derry who has no morals when it comes to dating sheep

Aye baye look at dat Mondo over der he's dating your lovely sheep wife behind your back

by Gorgonbreath November 30, 2017

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The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

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