marlboro milds

A brand of cigarettes that was introduced in 1999, milds are a bold medium tasteed cigarette with a hint of menthol. Usually purchased in an attractive blue white and silver hardpack, milds are most always the cigarette of choice of champions and badasses.

Pete - hey Josh, what are you smokin?

Josh- Smooth and relaxing Marlboro Milds Pete, why do you ask?

Pete - Because im looking for a cigarette that a badass would smoke. Since you are a total and complete badass, i figured i would ask you.

Josh - Are you going to start smoking?

Pete - No, but if i ever do, i wanted to make the right choice.

Josh - Good Job.

by The Amazing Flying Pandaskin November 1, 2007

milfgina

The vagina of a milf. A conjugate of "milf" and "vagina." Hence, "milfgina"

"YO, that's some fine milfgina."
Or, "Damn, I gotta get me somma dat tasty ass milfgina for lunch B."

by MILFhunter6969pro April 12, 2008

milfabilly

A rockabilly or pschobilly mother one would care to engage in copulation.

I spotted this Masuimi Max lookin chick at the rod show pullin her kid around in this ol'school Radio Flyer.... Total Milfabilly!

by Face Mugsley September 6, 2011

frequent fucker miles

The imaginary mileage credits given to someone who has earned them through frequent sexual intercourse.

He was able to earn more frequent fucker miles in his own mind, in a shorter time, than anyone who had ever lived.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019

milf wagon

A class of vehicles driven by milfs to navigate between home, school, the mall, wal-mart, and soccer practice. Most milf wagons will bear one or more window stickers advertising a child's status in a soccer club, pom squad, gymnastics, or other organization.

Popular milf wagons include the Chevy Suburban, Chevy Tahoe, Range Rover, GMC Yukon, Toyota Land Cruiser, Toyota Seqouia, and the Lincoln Navigator.

"My favorite milf wagon is the OnStar-equipped Chevy Tahoe with side window weather deflectors. This vehicle is equipped with stain-resistant fabric, so stains left by drinks, muddy shoes, and wet milf snatch wipe right off!"

by David the Pimp January 10, 2008

milf-town

Milford, a city in Connecticut in which there are a lot of hot Milfs, or moms I'd like to fuck.

"Did you see those tits and ass on that milf!"
"Well we are in Milf-Town."

by Guy Lafleur January 17, 2008

Robert Miles

A European DJ that plays mostly trance, techno and progressive house. Most people know him by "Children", his first hit. Sound: Melodic piano and spacey tones.

When you listen to Miles, you'll feel like you are floating through space.

by hi.its.tina September 10, 2005