military

A term for someone who has any type of relation to the military.

"That guy's fuckin' military!"

by Dave January 14, 2004

Milita

Pretty...kind...emotional
When you get to know her you will find her weird her laughs, her dreams and her in general. It's not weird in a rude way it's in the best way possible!

Hey it's milita! Let me ask her about her dream!

by Okrrr June 1, 2018

MILFing

When a young male spends too much time in the presence of an older lady, possibly a friend of his Ma or someone he works with in the vain hope she will decide to seduce him and give him a sexual experience that only an 'experienced lady' can.

The male will be late teens or early twenties and will brag about an extensive sexual history of attractive women, but will in reality have had sloppy sex with ugly to average girls in clubs who have already slept with his mates.

Hey Rob have you seen Chris hanging around the secretary's office again? He's been MILFing a lot this week!

by Conian February 2, 2010

Milfionaire

A very successful and accomplished "Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck" Player.

I dont know how he does it but when it comes to getting layed that boy can deal, he must be a milfionaire by now.

"Got any kwell lotion? penicillin? Anybody"

by evrready February 26, 2006

MILFITAV

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In The Ass Violently

Gee wiz Damian, your mom is a MILFITAV!

by haha dee March 23, 2007

Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

by drew April 24, 2005

Sarasota Military Academy

A school that encourages kids to act like dicks and tell other people what to do. Also encourages small mindedness and promotes heavy-handed solutions to problems. Effectivly summed up as ridiculous, it would really be funny were it not so sad.

I went to Sarasota Military Academy, but I don't tell anyone becuase I'm ashamed.

by Jackeshamonesha July 11, 2009