Pulling a Messi: Just as his best dribbles on the pitch ... "pulling a Messi" refers to throwing a monumental tantrum and state that you'll never play again with the "national team or your club" after a big failure; and then after a little while, just to go back, with the tail between the legs, head down and stating that you were not serious and you will play again... "
"To pull a messi"
"Are you back with your ex? " -- "Yeah, I just "pulled a messi", and after a week or so I came crawling back to her."
"Are you back with your ex? " -- "Yeah, I just "pulled a messi", and after a week or so I came crawling back to her."
by WordAsh September 04, 2020
When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.
"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."
by bottomoftheshaftlova October 11, 2019
When you have the girl wrap her legs around you and pick her up and spin as fast as you can while holding onto her arms, then once the centrifugal force starts to pull her away, you nut and let go of her, causing her to shoot across the room, with a trail of cum.
by AbeVigoda86 March 26, 2019
abzino: ronaldo is the goat
messi bumlicks: messi was the goat when he was 18 years old- then proceeds to say wallah like it automatically means theyre right.
messi bumlicks: messi was the goat when he was 18 years old- then proceeds to say wallah like it automatically means theyre right.
by Get @me May 06, 2021
when you cum on someones upper lip while they are sleeping and it dries so it looks like a cum-mustache
by poonchasers June 13, 2008
To perform cunnilingual acts upon a lady friend whilst she is in the midst of a period, thus making your face look like you have just indulged in a drunken saucy meat based fast food dish.
I had no idea she had the painters in until the last minute, so I ended up eating a well messy kebab.
by bezzlersbezzler June 22, 2010
A night on the streets/in a park, which can consist of snorting mephedrone, bonging salvia, chugging pints, eating dominos and chinese whilst blazing up a jay, and listening to dark tunes. Basically a night out with at least 3 people abusing their bodies for pure entertainment. It happens when there are no free houses available, the next best alternative.
"Mate my parents have decided not to go out, fancy a messy night instead?"
"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"
"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"
"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."
"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"
"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"
"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."
by bEN mARGERINE dOVER fREEMAN May 13, 2010