by my nigga van July 27, 2009
When you are very very stoned. hense MAXimus BAKington. When you are high you have to shout out this phrase in an announcer-type voice.
by yer12345 March 15, 2009
"true lemon: packets of crystalized lemons that you add to drinks such as water or diet coke dude! try it man!"
"OMG it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!"
"I told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!"
"OMG it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!"
"I told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!"
by lilmamma43345 May 13, 2010
One who is massively overweight and uses gym equipment to watch Netflix on the treadmill.
Also sits around and eats KFC all day.
Also sits around and eats KFC all day.
Dude 1:Dude, did you hear that the Reddit user u/GherkinP is a fattus maximus?
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.
by WellFuckYouToo December 09, 2019
by A.M.t.M. January 22, 2009
When someone is so painfully naive it doesn't seem possible that they could actually have no idea what your talking about...
I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!
by Schwance L Berger November 13, 2008
A person who not only abuses the scholarship system of an university but also applies to study in an island resort location near Africa.
My friend is such an opulatis maximus.. He is going to study in Gran Canaria so now he thinks he is a selfmade man.
by erasmusking1 May 02, 2022