Mason 

My name is mason so I guess I’m funny but I’m ugly and stuff I’m really not popular or anything I just wish I had more friends I hope you guys have a good day

Him-is that mason he’s not popular at all
She- ya he’s ugly

Mason by Masonisugly September 23, 2019

Mason 

A mason is a kid who gets sexually abused by his mother, not father. Most of the time the mother will finger his asshole.

“Mason I swear to god ima finger ya asshole” (the kids name is not mason)

Mason by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019

Mason 

A gay faggot who is annoying as fuck and won’t ever shut up no matter how many times you tell him to.

“MASON SHUT THE FUCK UP!” - Callum

Mason by spoopypotatoes December 30, 2019

Mason 

rad ass bitch who likes to party and makes pop punk music. state champs r main jams. excessively eats massively amounts of peanut butter in one sitting. all about that tofu vegetarian life. will fuck your bitch right in the pussy. best nigga is kortni. fucking shit up every weekend like a straight g.

dingus.

friend: hey man, what time is it?

Mason: *whips out dick* it's a little past dick thirty guys

Mason by kortnisinkships December 8, 2014

Mason 

a fat ass that likes big black cock up his ass and lives rent free in his moms home with his 30 in dildo

bro my brother is such a mason

Mason by vedcon May 20, 2020

Mason 

1) Known to like many woman at a time
2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....

Girl 1:WHAT?! He likes Anna, Kinley AND Shaye?!

Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!

Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason

Mason by COUSCOUSISMYMAN January 1, 2012

mason 

he is the stupidist dumbest person ever as fat as a overweight pig his hair is as big as his belly he acts autistic and gay all the time he is slower in the head than he is running if that's possible he is the weakest little person and weighs 500lbs

masons a stupid idiot

mason by dudeman696969 May 29, 2019