Mascenic

The not so good high school of southern new hampshire. it looks like a one-floored prison, with a gay auditorium that needs 50 more seats.

Johnny, "dude, Mascenic sucks."
Jane, "I know, there's nowhere to sit, and the teachers blow."

by davey the do-it boy wonder May 5, 2009

Mascara hangover

When someone falls asleep with their makeup on and their eyes are swollen and/or their face is breaking out the next day

Girl 1: Why are your eyes so red, are you stoned?
Girl 2: Nah, I just have a mascara hangover.

by Shawster April 19, 2014

mascara run

When someone who wears mascara takes a dick too far down their throat, causing immense gagging. As a result, their eyes begin to water and therefore mascara (if not waterproof) tears run down their face. This also usually signals they have done a more than adequate job of sucking the dick in the first instance.

Jay had such a huge dick - it gave me mascara run!

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

mascunazi

A fanatical men's rights proponent. An extreme masculinist.

The mascunazi screamed; "we demand equal abortion rights for men!"

by diggadog April 18, 2006

masculantics

Men building impermanent wooden structures whilst drinking beer.

"We are gonna build stadium seating in my living room for the Superbowl tonight. You coming?"

"Yeah, I'm down for some masculantics. I'll bring the MGD."

by Burrgerr May 30, 2006

Mascot body

A man or woman's body type where they have big hips and thighs, and a large, dumpy ass, like an animal mascot for a sports team. Sometimes their head can appear too small for their body, given their huge bottom section.

I'm sure you've seen people like this. They look like a person in a Yogi Bear suit, or a team mascot, because the bottom half of their body is too big, compared to their head.

"That woman in the Accounting Department has a Mascot Body."

by mftmark November 20, 2009

mascularf

A scarf worn by a straight man used purely as an accessory.

"Yes, my sexy girlfriend, I'll be down in a second. First I have to put on my mascularf."

by Dolan McKissick February 1, 2010