mortoned

When an athlete of another sport believes they can transition to mixed martial arts without proper training and proceeds to get knocked the fuck out.

He lasted just 38 seconds before getting mortoned.

by TC2 June 29, 2007

Melanie Martinez

An American songwriter and singer who was for a time accused of sexual assault and rape by Timothy Heller , until proven innocent.

“I feel bad for Melanie Martinez, I mean, Timothy Heller’s story doesn’t even match up, and Melanie was proven innocent but people still don’t believe her”

“Yah I don’t know why, she has an alibi”

by No names allowed February 17, 2019

PETER MARTON

The Best, the Real Deal

Oh, that's not Peter Marton? He can't be the best then.

by OLIVIA MADRID January 12, 2008

Wet Back Martinez

When a man ejaculates on a woman's back and then pisses to wash it off; giving the effect of a Mexican's back after crossing the Rio Grande.

"I could have sworn Hermione Granger was Mexican after I gave her a Wet Back Martinez"

by HermioneGrangerScrewer December 5, 2009

Marooned The 5

Speaking in a very high voice, like how the guy in Maroon 5 sings.

Dude, you just marooned the 5 out of that one,

by WordyGirl96 February 26, 2011

julian martinez

Awesome

Wow that guy is so Julian Martinez

by Taco truck October 9, 2016

Alan Martinez

A man with a fat cock

I am Alan Martinez I have a fat cock

by Jalen dibbles November 6, 2020