Swat Locker

Female version of "Spank Bank". A collection of images (mental or physical) stored for later use. Usually with a shower head set on pulsate.

"Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, and Robert Downy Jr. to star in Brokeback Mountain 2? I'm putting that in my swat locker."

by WhiteShirt September 4, 2013

sausage locker

A name for a overly used Vagina, typically one that is used by 2 or 3 different men in a day.

Lindsey is such a whore, her cunt is a fucking sausage locker !

by Snowmann September 26, 2007

Door Locker

When you are locked out of your own room by someone who is making an attempt to get laid. This person usually will not let you in the room no matter the circumstances.

Man, That Mike is such a door locker. I had to sleep out in the hallway, and he didn't even get laid!

by MBL December 30, 2007

Street Locker

That's when you stash you're gear, trees, Del Taco, whatever inside of a newspaper vending machine.

1. Place 50 cents into your local newspaper machine.

2. Remove those newspapers, that's your hustle grab those papers and network your self work on your HEMS.

3. Place your stash in the street locker and add a SOLD OUT sign to the window.

4. Come back at the end of the day retrieve your gear.

I can't be carry this steamin' bag of del taco up in hurr the boys gunna me fiendin' let me stash it in my street locker at the corner store.

by Xtrem3 August 24, 2008

penis locker

When a girl has a vagina that can fit multiple dicks.

This girl had such a big penis locker that we had a 4 some in the same vagina.

by Trueshit96 June 7, 2014

Whiskey Locker

Secretive Facebook page only for Marines and ‘Greenside’ Corpsmen. A literal ‘weapons free’ zone on Facebook. Anything and everything is allowed except for people being whiny bitches and reporting other peoples posts. We encourage shit talking, motivation, titties, memes, brotherhood and titties! Fuck you…..

"I got invited and accepted into the Whiskey Locker. Let's not fuck it up like those idiots at Marines United. Here's a picture of my wife's titties. Fuck you!"

by Echo 5 Charlie-HMFNIC August 28, 2017

turd locker

the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...

girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.

by spiderbesideher September 22, 2009