Lingerie

Attractive women's undergarment's used to turn guy's on before sex

Chad : Hey Michelle do you mind if I come over to your place this weekend the wifey and brats are visiting her grandma and I hate to sleep alone?
Michelle : Sure Chad I don't mind my bed's been lonely since I kicked Mark out plus I have some new Lingerie I got from Victoria's Secret ive been dying to show off!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna rub my face all over that Lingerie of yours then i'll fill your little pussy up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Well then I better take two birth control pills!
Chad : Better take three just to be safe!
Michelle : So care it I join you in your office and give you a blowjob?
Chad : Oh baby that would be wonderful i'll fill your mouth up with gallons of cum!
Michelle : Awesome I haven't had lunch yet!
Steve : Wow Mark sounds like Michelle is going to have Chad over this weekend and model some of her new Lingerie for him then he's gonna fill her up with gallons of cum!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Oh Mark don't cry you can come over to my place this weekend I can model some of the Lingerie I stold from Chad's wife then you can fill my asshole up with gallons of cum! (wink)
Mark : HELP!!!!
Steve : Oh Mark don't run away ive got silky panties on you can rub your dick on them if you want!

by SlopNChop November 13, 2018

lingerie

a class of women's garments with unecessary and mind-boggling fasteners and straps that act as puzzling impediment to engaging in coitus.

"Can you puh-leaze just undo this piece of lingerie yourself?"

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

Lingering

The art of licking out and fingering a girl's pussy at the same time

See that girl over there? She's in need of a good lingering...

Do you linger it?!!

by Reneee November 16, 2009

eye liner

A sexy colored rim added to the eye . Usually black. Punk or gothic people usually wear it.

Billie Joe Armstrong looks fine in eye liner

by raychull July 17, 2006

lingering

When after sex, the guy neglects to immediately extract his penis from the girl.

guy is lying passed out from exhaustion on top of girl, who is looking at her watch:

girl: "dude, snap out of it! you're lingering! Now go make me a drink!"

by pineapplemojito May 16, 2012

lip liner

n. (lip lI'-ner) - for women, a frontal wedgie caused by the natural rise and snuggling of a string thong between the vulvae

(as opposed to a camel toe caused by outer wear ride ups)

v. - to give a female a lip liner

Ex 1: When Jess got a call, momentarily distracting her, Eric ran up and gave her a lip liner.

Ex 2: Spinning gives me lip liners... bad!

by Webster April 5, 2005

Lingerie Bowl

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!

Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0

Woot Woot!

But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...

*30 minutes later*

Random Guy 2: Fuck...

by Agra April 2, 2004