Linus

One who has absolutely zero bitches and is incapable of acquiring female accompaniment.

"John has a girlfriend unlike Brayden."
"I know, Brayden is such a Linus."

by Null :) May 1, 2022

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A very lanky, unathletic and quiet guy. Is typically socially awkward and wears glasses.

Person 1: Bro, can you even talk?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Please say something.
Person 2: ... A-Among us? XD
Person 1: You're such a Linus.

by st0ckh4cker May 9, 2022

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An absolutely legendary person. They have good humor, A+'s in all subjects, and do extra credit. If you think this person is annoying, you need to fuck off.

"Hey Linus!"'
"sssseysdrgdfh6h"
OMG HE TALKED TO ME

by Grass_Toucher69420 March 22, 2022

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A massive idiot who enjoys playing Minecraft during school and moaning for no reason at all, and has a 2 mm long cock. A suck-up to teachers so he doesn't get detentions.

Bro, stop gaming, you're a Linus.
Did you just switch that screen? Stop being such a Linus.

by tu mama 69420 March 29, 2022

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A guy that gets better than you at something in the same day he tries it out, even if you have been practising your entire life.
So watch out for a Linus.

"i was playing with this guy but he managed to beat me even though he has never played before, he's such a linus"

by -not a Linus April 22, 2021

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