The act of licking the junction between the sexual organs of two individuals involved in the act of coitus (boinkers). Junction licking, by definition, involves three people - those involved in the act of coitus (hetrosexual or homosexual, using a bodily orifice of choice) and the junction licker itself, who may be male or female, and whose job is simply to enhance the sexual gratification of the boinkers.

Junction licking is frowned upon by members of the clergy, the Muslim community (although, like Greeks and homosexuality, they all crave it), generally all girlfrends, and especially my ex wife. It is not understood why this is so, however it is hypothesized that this is due to the enhanced pleasure experienced by the male (during female, female, male encounters) and the corresponding displeasure felt by those not involved in the process.

Junction Licking by Clembob March 4, 2012

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bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

bulldog licking piss off a nettle by Doc October 26, 2003

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Finger Licking Good

When something is so deliciously awesome that you have to lick your fingers upon finshing it to get the full extravagance of the taste.

Sally: "Mmmm Catherine This Chicken Sure Is Finger Licking Good"
Catherine: "Thats Sweet home Dawg, Lick Your Fingers Then"
Sally: "Word!"

Finger Licking Good by QuadrupleAwesomeness October 8, 2008

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