ur dad lesbean

ur dad has a crush on me

omg ur dad lesbean >:)

by liana <3 September 26, 2021

Eww lesbians

A straight females reaction to non-straight females.
A straight females reaction to non-gay porn.
A straight females reaction to what you were watching five minutes ago...

Guy: Hey babe, wanna watch some porn?
Female: Well I'm kinda busy right now and- Eww lesbians!

Female: I googled "p0rn" yesterday and all I got were Eww lesbians results...
Other female: Well at least you didn't get twelve thousand pages of furries...
Female: ....0_o...
Other female: Yes rly....

Female: What are you watching? I thought I told you not to fap on the keyboard...
Male: This was a pop-up, I swear! It WANTED me to watch it!
Female: You installed Internet Exploded again behind my back didn't you?!! If Apple finds out about this they are seriously going to have your ass on a- EWW LESBIANS!!

by Burn-All-360s June 7, 2009

A Fisting of lesbians

When a snatch of lesbians becomes a regular formal meeting it turns into a Fisting due to it's more serious nature.

I went to the convention centre the other night and accidentally walked into a fisting of lesbians, man it was tense.

We are delighted to welcome to this week's fisting a couple of new lesbian snatches, please make them feel comfortable.

by Terroroy November 3, 2013

Lesbean

A lesbean is the best type of lesbian. They’re sweet and hilarious. Often times want cuddles or make dad jokes.

Me: I’m a lesbean

My friend: what the hell is that
Me: Lesbian + bean! :)

by LadyLover21 June 15, 2021

Vanilla Lesbians

Older women that live together but not in a romantic way.

"Man those ladies are vanilla lesbians"
"They're not lesbians they are vanilla lesbians"

by HAL&&VAL January 1, 2012

lesbean

those who have sexual relationship exclusively without other gender that is 2 say men/males r strictly barred. 2 emphasize that fact they do not penitrate or penitrate others like men do in every way it can b penitrated as only men have done 2 them whereas only in virgina do females do is the definition/meaning of the word lesbean

lesbeans do not permit themselfs 2 alow homosexual acts with each other otherwise they bcome no longer lesbeans

by steve jet jackson March 5, 2022

hey lesbians

something you’d call the furriest nicest drippy secy baka person ever 🤣🤣🤣

person 1 omg ur so hey lesbians

person2 let’s marry that’s so sweet.

person 1 heylesbians and i are mutuals

person 2 woah let’s get marri so hot so cool

by xoe101 March 12, 2021