Suck a Lemon

1.) Synonymous with 'fuck off', basically means to go away and do something horrible to yourself

Fred: Media studies is a terrible degree
Harry: Go suck a lemon

by SaffCat November 15, 2012

Easy peasy lemon squeezy

When an event or an action is uncommonly unchallenging to execute or to obtain.

When I found the tools, fixing the bike was easy peasy lemon squeezy

by Dorkus van Hooff June 27, 2015

Keith Lemon

Keith Lemon is an English comedy performer whose real name is Leigh Francis. He is best known for his roles in Bo' Selecta!, Keith Lemon's Very Brilliant World Tour and Celebrity Juice.

Keith Lemon: I think you're bang tidy.

by FlushedToilet March 31, 2011

Lemonkissu

Lemonkissu AKA Sachie is an attractive, nineteen year old Youtuber from Toronto, Canada. As of December 2012, her channel has 17,000 subscribers. Sachie started posting youtube videos in 2010, infrequently posting dance covers to various Japanese dance/jpop songs. In early 2012, she transitioned to posting vlogs of her talking about various subjects. She is half asian - half chinese and half caucasian - and is very tall. Also known for her cosplays.

"Have you seen Lemonkissu's new video?"
"Yeah, I love it when she vlogs about cosplay!"

by auskrawr December 11, 2012

Dirty Lemon

When a man gets his own taint juices (a mixture of ass and ball sweat) on his fingers and then rubs it under another person's nose. Named for Don Lemon, it's similar to the Dirty Sanchez, but it may or may not leave a mustache.

The bartender was not turned on when Don gave him a Dirty Lemon.

by Under Instruction August 15, 2019

lemons

Sour shit life can give you, and with which you can do whatever the hell you want.

1) When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
2) When life gives you lemons, you squeeze the fuck out of them and yell.

by therapeutic June 22, 2010

Lemon Lad

(Chiefly British/UK) Usually seen during the workday and at weekends in Kwik Fit, Halfrauds or other tyre fitting places, making cups of tea for those who are older and more qualified. Easily spotted by the cubic zirconium earrings in each ear, weasly voice, small frame, and for their fondness for wearing vests - despite having no muscle definition.

Heard a Lemon Lad in Kwik Fit: "Oyy ma'e.. nice car ma'e... evah considered putting ladies tights over the rear lights and some Diamante earrings on the wing mirrors? Would look mint!"

by Spunko2012 October 7, 2010