Laundry Fart

The occurence when wearing clean pants and letting one rip causes the delightful smell of detergent.

G: MMM.... smell that laundry fart?
S: Yep... what kind of bounce sheets do you use again?

by samayle rairn April 6, 2009

Racist Laundry

to hang a black man for fun

bill did his racist laundry already

by cum stick April 17, 2005

laundry racist

someone who separates their whites from their coloreds (laundry that is)

Two separate loads of laundry? What are you, some kind of laundry racist?

by foobarbazqwe June 22, 2011

doing the laundry

the act of inserting one fist anally and one fist vaginally and rubbing them against each other (as you would when you do the laundry by hand)

that girl was so wide, you could have easily been doing the laundry on her

by ak4777 November 27, 2011

laundry basket

A seduction technique in which a woman nags her lover about not putting his clothes in the laundry basket. The woman proceeds to move the clothes to the laundry basket, all while engaging in continuous intercourse.

Man 1: Hey man, how did last go with Tina?
Man 2: It was pretty good, even though she pulled a laundry basket on me.

by Dickshunary September 20, 2009

laundry-mat

A place where poor people go to clean their clothes, then they reuse them.

From Will & Grace: Season 5, Episode 21, Dolls and Dolls

KAREN: What is this place? It's pretty.

KAREN KNOCKS ON THE GLASS WINDOW OF A DRYER.

KAREN: Where are the fish?

JACK: No, Karen. It is a "laundry-mat." People come here to clean their clothes. Then, they reuse them.

KAREN: Why, poor people are just plain clever. I wonder why they can't figure out a way to make more money.

JACK SHRUGS.

by Michael Michael Michael April 19, 2008

Racist Laundry

Slang FOr Hanging A Black Man For Fun.

Mike Did His Racist Laundry Today.
Poor Jamal.

by Anarchist 101 March 13, 2005