Much like pussy whipped, where the man does whatever the girl asks just because he's gettin some, only this version hes only gettin kisses.
Much like Zach.
Much like Zach.
<zach> aww man shes so hott! i do anything for her. damn, shes got me pussy whipped.
<jordan> naw dude, you gotta GET the pussy to BE pussy whipped! your more like, Tongue Lashed.
Zach pwn't
<jordan> naw dude, you gotta GET the pussy to BE pussy whipped! your more like, Tongue Lashed.
Zach pwn't
by K!ds !n EmEr!cA! October 16, 2008
Get the Tongue Lashedmug. 1.) Act of cunnilingus.
2.) Kissing cousins.
3.) Pussy whipped.
4.) Boil it down.
5.) Scissor incision.
2.) Kissing cousins.
3.) Pussy whipped.
4.) Boil it down.
5.) Scissor incision.
1.) He was munching the beaver slapping his tongue around.
2.) I open toilet stall door and catch Johnny teaching Sady how to wipe her bottom.
3.) That boy only gets kisses he is so pussy whipped.
4.) When I boil it down I teach you a lesson.
5.) I'd like to tongue lash you with my wet pink tongue lash and I smell like a lizard.
2.) I open toilet stall door and catch Johnny teaching Sady how to wipe her bottom.
3.) That boy only gets kisses he is so pussy whipped.
4.) When I boil it down I teach you a lesson.
5.) I'd like to tongue lash you with my wet pink tongue lash and I smell like a lizard.
by djsee4 December 17, 2009
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Get the hyper-lashmug. Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.
by The Conjurer July 1, 2019
Get the Taint Lashingmug. the droplets of water flung onto the back of your pants when you must walk though a wet parking lot wearing flip-flops. "Flip lash" is made worse if the water is muddy and one happens to be wearing white or light-colored pants.
What's all over the back of your pants?!
Oh man, it rained while I was at the store today and I got flip lash walking to my car!
Oh man, it rained while I was at the store today and I got flip lash walking to my car!
by The Blue Martini July 9, 2010
Get the flip lashmug. A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.
While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.
by RMWRan September 16, 2012
Get the Text-lashingmug.