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east lansing

the illest city in michigan...home of Michigan State University's Sparten...
it's a town...what's more to say?
by ducky April 15, 2005
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Landen

Landen is a great guy as told by his friends. He always talks to his girlfriend when she is feeling down. Has a great sense of humor and has that one friend who is always there for him. People love Landen for being himself as he is told.
I love my boy Landen.
by Applesaucebandit64 November 26, 2018
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langenstein

cool like italian
(and poto)
that langenstein loves pizza
by jokeyyyyyyyy December 30, 2005
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LarsensRoom

An eternal habitat of either bitter cold or smoldering heat. Inhabited by the Raidinator, known for loud disturbances and and small earth tremors. When not present the climate becomes friggid and icy as the cold air slowly consumes the area.
The student walked towards larsensroom not knowing to expect, it was almost like walking into the great abyss.
by :-S-K-: January 14, 2010
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Lansing Suprise

When you go to Art Van Furnature and buy a love seat on clearance. That night, you decided to have Indian Food. You think to yourself, "damn... my shit will be runny and hot tonite.#windyshit" Suddenly realizing that perhaps today wasn't the best day to both replace your toilet and get Indian food, you desperately search for a place to shit.

The smell of a brand new, cheaply produced Art Van couch pulled you right in... you took of a coushion and hover over the painful springs

"Ow!" You say "spicy, spicy,spicy," you shout. "Fuck my ass, fuck my ass, the Indians have fucked my ass!" The runny diarrhea comes out of your asshole Ronnie and spicy runny and spicy spicy and runny and seeps into the cracks of the brand new couch. At first, you smell shit, but then, the 24 hour artificial couch with preservative Kickin and it starts to smell like citrus.

The next day, the preservative was wearing off. You went back to Art Van to return the couch but they won't let you because you got it on clearance so you shit on it again and drive through the display window with your 1998 Chevy Silverado and dump the shity couch on a fucked up matress.
"Oh fuck"

"What is it Manager Dave?"

"We've got another Lansing Suprise."

"Oh shit"
by AsherBigCock June 18, 2018
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Lanse Creuse Central Hs

A school where there is either white trash, basic bitches or feins
Y’all hear about Lanse Creuse Central Hs, they goin out bad.
by love12forever October 20, 2020
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landen maneuver

The landen maneuver is a sex move where you mimic the moves of a dolphin while screeching at the top of your lungs.
Bro I’m finna pull a landen maneuver on your bitch
by MegaMonkeyMoney December 12, 2020
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