you need to get laid

What you say to someone when they are being pissy over trivial things.

Roomate 1: I can't believe you ate my yogurt. Ugh you are so inconsiderate. Grow up!!

Roomate 2: You need to get laid.

by ineedtogetlaid June 22, 2014

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o-laid

the act of getting "laid", especially in a spanish speaking country.
derived from the term "ole!"
only as a sexual term.

"So what'd you do in Mexico this weekend?"

"I got o-laid!'

by Chloey April 4, 2008

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laid • laid back • laidout • Laid-Off • laidan • Laiden • laidlaw • Laid Up • laidies • laid hers

Mouth Laid

Getting laid but via the mouth (blowjob).

He was getting laid... Well, mouth laid...

by Yah-maybe June 28, 2019

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getting laid by

A nonsexual technique of spending a night on a bed next to a girl without engaging in any physical contact.

"It was really weird finally having sex with Jane after months of getting laid by."

by Lobstereye February 26, 2013

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e-laid

What most people consider getting laid over the computer. It requires 2 people to touch THEMSELVES on their OWN cams infront of each other....sounds like a circle jerk to me.

*Hey man, I just got e-laid on stickam last night, it was amazing!*

by ShaggyPS February 15, 2010

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A term used to describe a situation in which one engages in sexual activities with a woman inside of a chick fil.

Can also be used to refer to a sexual activity performer with a woman picked up from chick fil la.

Jimothy: Yo dude, did you get a chicken sandwich last night?
SkinHead Joe: Nah brah, I got chick fil laid. We fucked in the stall and gave me a blumpkin.

by Jimothytits January 26, 2016

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