Lebanese Waffle

Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.

“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”

“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”

by Spark Florence October 27, 2017

Laolanese

Laolanese is a alternative language to vietnamese but it was pretty much wiped out during the vietnam war so pretty much no one knows it.

Guy1: My grandma actually knows Laolanese!
Guy2: Whoa thats so rare!

by laolanese August 3, 2019

lebanese toothbrush

Dipping ones flaccid penis into a tub of garlic sauce then proceeding to ask someone to perform oral sex on you

Going to swing by El Jannah on my way home so I can give my girlfriend a Lebanese toothbrush tonight!

by Garlicboy69 September 25, 2019

Lebanese Scrote

The worst scrote of them all. Foreign and dirty. Smells like gherkin brine and fear.

'That dan johnson, he's such a lebanese scrote'

by Zardino November 19, 2019

Lebanese

Lebanese people are often Kings and far more superior than Swedish people they reign above all. They Stand tall and strong they feel no fear and regret they are the most powerful humans

Théo - look he has monstrous strength and nobody can beet him
Eddy - of course, he’s Lebanese

by Super merguez January 28, 2020

Latinese

A mixture of Latin and any flavour of Nese.

Jessica Michibata is Latinese, as she is of Japanese and Argentinian descent.

I want some Latinese food, let's get Korean tacos.

by t4c0n1nj4 September 3, 2020

lebanese handshake

Shaking you firmly by the hand while handcuffing your other hand to a radiator.

"Sami would like to take you for lunch!"
"Probably wants to give me a Lebanese handshake"

by Grandesigner September 9, 2020