Lips looser than Labia

His or her mouth always running, whether it be gossip or regular chit chat. The person just can't close their mouth.

Damn, that chic is always running her mouth. She has lips looser than labia.

by Tight lipped November 26, 2013

crusty labia

normally what happens when you grow old, or your just a dirty whore with a drying problem...

"ew... that girl was nasty... she had crusty labia like woah..."
"dude thats my mom!"
"ya so?"
"dude your such a salkys..."

by Z3r0 March 14, 2003

butt labia

the fatty folds on the under sides of ones ass that are common in fat dudes. Very subject to the male orgasm

i was riding my bike and got a nut off due to the butt labia.

by jonny and joey and scotty March 12, 2003

midnight labia

The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.

"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"

by Hugaboom August 7, 2016

Dangling labia penis

When a girl looks like she has a penis

Dude did you see her dangling labia penis it was awesome

by Daddy1234466 August 3, 2019

Oil of O’Labia

Using the moisture from the labia of a clam stand to give your skin a renewed finish

When Richard passed out, Meghan “Clam Stand” him....which gave his forehead a beautiful sheen like he moisturized with Oil of Olay.....or rather Oil of O’Labia

by meggymc October 27, 2017

Left of labia

When over zealous male suitor misses the intended target striking the not vagina area.

Easy tiger, I think your left of labia.

by Rubbedawrongway September 10, 2023