That lady in a onesie is a Lumpy Space Princess! Stay away from her you’ll contract a case of the lumps
by Stankypanky69 March 31, 2020

by Beans1122331 July 5, 2021

A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.
by SwaggyPants69 August 17, 2023

by X_keef October 7, 2017

I’ve got to clean a Lumpy off me yard
Just need to take a Lumpy and i’ll be right out
Look out, you almost stepped in that Lumpy
Just need to take a Lumpy and i’ll be right out
Look out, you almost stepped in that Lumpy
by Slang4all June 5, 2025

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.
George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"
John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"
George: "That must have been painful..."
John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"
George: "That must have been painful..."
by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019
