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lumpy bronwyn

A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.

dude I think I tore my asshole taking a lumpy bronwyn

by SwaggyPants69 August 17, 2023

bronwyn

An Australian euphemism for taking a crap. Particularly used in inner-city Melbourne.

Oh dude, I just took the lumpiest bronwyn...

by SwaggyPants69 April 21, 2023