lim lob

Confused
A fool
A bonehead
(Idiot)
(clown)

Billy has no idea what he is doing, he is such a fucking lim lob!

by Bud O. May 6, 2008

lazy lob on

A semi erect penis

I'm sorry I can't stand at the moment I'm sporting a lazy lob on

by Mongymatemax June 9, 2016

yaba-lob-a-ding-dong

noun: to describe an event where a drug user, high on methamphetimine (aka "yaba") is in a paranoid/psychotic state, rips off either his own or somebody else's genitals and throws them.

"That man is high, shifty, and toothless; watch your junk or he just might yaba-lob-a-ding-dong. And it may be yours."

by soendsvalentine February 2, 2009

the lob

slang term for Red Lobster. Coined and often used by employees.

See "red lobster" definition 4, for more details.

Employee/torturee 1: "What's going on at the lob?"

Employee/torturee 2: "We had a 12 top consisting of 2 adults and 10 kids, who insisted on sitting in a booth, then stiffed their waiter."

by kneecap March 19, 2008

Travel Lob

A phenomenon affecting the gentleman when on long car journeys. When the natural harmonics of the road vibrations through the car at cruising speed, cause a usually unwelcomed lob on (aka semi, chub on, semi erect penis) for no apparent reason. Indeed you could be thinking of things entirely un-erotic.

Usually affecting the gentlemen passenger, but will hit a driver after a while. There is speculation of 'Journey Juice' affecting women, but this is unconfirmed.

Passenger: Dude, i've just got to take my seatbelt off and sort my self out.

Driver: Why, what the fuck is going on

Passenger: well i've suddenly got a tremendous Travel Lob on. Not sure why, I was just thinking about my forthcoming exam.

Driver: Oh. Oh OK.

by burty330 July 31, 2012

Pulling a lob

When someone shows up at your front door uninvited and unwelcomed and ruins the whole day for everyone else

I just woke up and and cian was there after pulling a lob - Samuel

Oh fuck the whole day is gonna be shite now - Jay

by Drealdealn June 8, 2016

zip fookin lob

The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.

I got home from the pub about 11.30 went upstairs to the bedroom zip fookin lob, and gave that old bag the shaggin of her life or. I went to the doctors. Zip fookin lob got my cock out, It had gone green. Turned out to be a mix of excessive masturbation and poor hygiene.

by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004