White suburban male who live with his momma and makes comments online he would never make in person.
Laptop gangster in action (White suburban boy with manicured lawn) Yo biacth... I grew up in da' hood of minneapolis.
by burkons August 20, 2008
by Ms. Fabriz May 10, 2005
Have you ever had a school laptop? No? you're lucky... The School laptop besides being a great drop testing machine is also the currency for buying drugs and gum from school, Make sure to strip the machine before selling and take it to the IT Department and use your one free laptop fix.
by DADIS D IN ME July 31, 2020
Bonnie's such a tease. She's been sending hot emails to Sandy for weeks, but when they ran into each other at Matt's party, like nothing happened. Bonnie's a total laptop lesbian.
by Marty G. November 14, 2007
One who appreciates the fucking of laptops. A laptop fucker comes under the spectrum of technophiles.
boy 1: "I've recently discovered the joys of penetrating the 'top"
boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"
boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"
by tech4ever September 24, 2008
An annoying person online, often in teens, who becomes tough when they get behind a keyboard. They often talk trash, curse, and criticize everyone. But, if they were to see that person in real life, they would probably shit themself. Also, many laptop gangsters live in the suburbs.
Laptop Gangster-"Bring it bitch, i ain't scared of no one. I grew up in the hood pussy."
John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."
John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."
by THATS MAH BITCH! April 18, 2010
laptop gazzing(lap tawp gaz-zing):The action of staring at one's laptop with no immediate intentions.
by popdropsnramen August 22, 2010