amg_kelobenz

The type of guy for whom special steel chairs are made to accomodate the size of his large balls when he bets thousands of buckeros on bab with no fucks given, he needs to listen to the wise words of michael jordan, "stop, get some help"

amg_kelobenz is betting big again

by not onion October 21, 2020

Justin Koelemeyer

watch out he’ll call you a little nerd

random person: yo you’re teeth have a coin slot gap
justin koelemeyer: shut up little nerd

by Aja0514 January 13, 2022

KOKLOADS

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a young male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

by ben November 9, 2003

Koleos

An ugly Renault '4X4 Drive' with a glove box cooler.

Ohhhh Koleos!

by ro202 August 22, 2011

kelont'e

kelont'e is a fine man that loves his girl friend and friends and family..................
and he is a cool man and he is sexy

I need a kelont'e

by kelont'e February 10, 2018

koeller

A f**k boy who has a massive forehead, long face, pretty tall but nothing impressive. He's a Beta-Male and the only way he can feel alpha is dating under aged or barely legal girls. He squints his eyes when he takes pics of him and the chick he's dating, like he's hot s**t or something. He takes pics of his female friends from behind whenever he gets the chance like a creep. Can be a total ass, and will develop problems in a prolonged relationship, despite how well rounded his life may seem.

Dude that koeller is always dating barely legal girls

That guy is a total koeller

That koeller is probably gonna be bald in his 30s, maybe earlier...

by TrueInsubordinate April 14, 2018

Kolo

The best council group for Cox Leadership Workshop 2010!

"omg have you heard Kolo's group cheers?!"
"no, not yet, why?"
"theyre the best! i love the council!"

by ohhyeaaa! March 15, 2010