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keyboard drivers 

A term for pirated software and such. Generally used when trying to disguise an attempt to find pirated software etc.
see: warez
Does anybody know where to find some good keyboard drivers?

That site has some good keyboard drivers. You should check it out.
keyboard drivers by 26sideddice April 20, 2004

keyboard basher 

someone who chats shit on a computer, but then says fuck all in real life.
Person 1: IMMA FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT INTO YOU YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASS MUG
person 2: ok meet me tommorow round the back of tescos
person 1: FUCKING BRING IT YOU BITCH

* tomorrow*
Person 1: I'm so sorry for saying that to you, i didnt mean it :'( *starts kissing his shoe* please leave me alone D:
person 2: haha, fucking keyboard basher
keyboard basher by The Iranaban August 26, 2011

Keyboard Attacker 

One who types really loudly and obnoxiously and seems as if they are beating the keyboard. One who slams their fingers on to each key that you could hear them type from two doors down.
That girl is such a keyboard attacker! she needs to simmer down!
Keyboard Attacker by CCA October 29, 2005
Word of the Day on November 3, 2005

keyboard warrior 

Some one who makes/uses agressive words against some one on the interenet (especially msn and forums. Usally a quiet small natured persopn in real life.
"Shut the fuck up wanker" - "why dont you say that to my face then when i meet you"
keyboard warrior by Sharky February 24, 2005

Keyboard Turrets 

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.
"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"
Keyboard Turrets by potatopancake October 4, 2009

keyboard diarrhea 

90% of the content of Urban Dictionary
There are some really neat and astute definitions in Urban Dictionary, but the rest of it is keyboard diarrhea!
keyboard diarrhea by Yuill November 16, 2011