Kentucky Guzzler

A sexual act: When a guy cums into a girls mouth, and he makes her gargle his load while he tickles he throat.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Mike gave Julia a Kentucky Guzzler?
Guy 2: No way! I've been trying to get your mom to do that for months!

by CFM28 April 14, 2009

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kentucky fried cramp

massive cramp when one has eaten to much KFC

Andrew: Damn man I've got a kentucky fried cramp

Eric: That's what you get for eating all that KFC!!

by Big Brown EEEEEEEE December 14, 2010

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An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.

Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.

by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010

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Kentucky Chinstrap

When someone rests their chin on a man's testicles while the man repeatedly hits them in the face with his erect penis.

Jim: Hey, can I give you a Kentucky Chinstrap?

Abby: I've never tried it, but it sounds like fun!

(Abby puts her chin on her Jim's testicles. Jim starts hitting her with his penis)

Wife: This... is... not... what... I was... thinking... dammit, Jim!

by The Graham Cracker November 11, 2011

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kentucky ass bruise

A series of scratches from the ass crack flairing up and out likes rays of Kentucky sunshine. Usually found on children too young to know better

My nephew keeps scratching at his ass crack under his diaper. If he doesn’t stop it will give him a Kentucky ass bruise like he’s shitting an asterisk.

by Cor Riversprite March 10, 2019

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