Keith

Keith is a great guy. He makes a generous and loving boyfriend who would do anything to make his girl happy. He's a bit socially awkward but he means well. He has plans for the future where his friends don't and is a high achiever. He has a creative side but is generally serious. is not advised that you break up with a Keith as he is a little sensitive and would do anything to see his girl smile.

Keith "hey"
Friend "what you gonna do when your older?"
Keith "Im going to study law in university and become a lawyer."
Friend "I don't know what I'm gonna do."

by Truth seeker 2.0 October 18, 2018

Keith Murray

1. A rapper, I don't know a lot about him because I am MUCH more interested in definition 2.

2. Lead singer and guitarist for awesome American indie rock band We Are Scientists Much adored by fans who can't help but squeal/shout Keeeeeeeeeeef! if they get the chance to see him. Is known to have a pancake ass as shown in the Crap Attack DVD, when his jeans fell down due to insufficient buttocks. Has so much power over his fangirls that one has even made a doll of him. The doll is called Keithdoll, the myspace URL is rather predictable. He (the human Keith Murray) is going grey despite only being 30 (at time of writing). He has a womanly waistline and a purdy voice.

1. WTF I was looking for that guy from WAS? Who the hell is this?

2. Ah. Perfection in one male. Thy name is Keith Murray of We Are Scientists.

by Avid WAS fan March 31, 2008

keith richards

full-time walking corpse and part-time guitarist of the rolling stones

guy: mr. richards, that will be $800 for the whiskey, coke, and hooker.

keith richards: you take credit?

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Keith Buckley

Keith Buckley is the vocalist and lyricist of the band Every Time I Die. Basically, he's a singer, screamer, lyricist, writer, social commentator, English teacher, miscreant, karaoke enthusiast, Maury disciple, sex symbol, and masochist.

If you aren't Keith Buckley, don't bother talking to me.

by Call me Shoulders June 16, 2012

The Keith Effect

A phenomenon that occurs when your friend's boyfriend is shittier than a homeless man on Ex-Lax and therefore makes anything your own boyfriend does look like Jesus walking on water in comparison. Inadequate in general, but especially in the bedroom.

Examples of the Keith Effect:

Girl: Oh, honey, you got me a burning bag of dog shit for my birthday? You're so sweet, unlike that Keith guy!

Girl: Oh, honey, you remembered my name! God you're wonderful!

Girl: Oh, honey, I'm so glad you've only cheated on me fifteen times; I heard that Keith guy cheated on his girlfriend a hundred.

by alittlebirdvacuum July 7, 2011

Keithan

the best person in the world!!!

the best friend dont ever lose him

there is this guy named Keithan and i really like him

by Sarah Cameron November 4, 2020

keith david

Keith David starred in a wide variety of movies, like the well known movie "They Live" Where stupid hipsters took the OBEY sign and put it on their faggy douchebag hats. Also very well known for his role as the arbiter in Halo 2 and 3,Keith David is like a slightly less famous Morgan Freeman.

Keith David is love, Keith David is life.

by Mr.tay May 24, 2016