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Knuckle Fucker 5000 

A large black dildo (around 8-10 inches) attached to a pair of plastic brass knuckles (also black) to give pleasure to anything that lives. Offered by Dylan Godfrey from "The Sales Company" for a very good price.
Excuse me, Excuse Me
My name's Dylan Godfrey, I'm with the sales company
I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying one of our products...
What you're looking at here is a Knuckle Fucker 5000, it's good for pleasure, lot's of force to it so uh I don't know you might enjoy it
Hello, hey? Are you interested in buying one of these?
Nope, nope alright well then have a good day!
Knuckle Fucker 5000 by Caleb_DeBrusk September 9, 2020
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Knuckle punch 

A punch with raised middle finger knuckle.
Knuckle punch by Specialized September 16, 2021

Knuckle Dragger 

Civilian, U.S. Military & MC slang referring to the groups of Infantry, SOCOM personnel and/or Paramilitary Components of the U.S Intelligence community that can be seen riding motorcycles in all weather, hanging out together drinking together and or looking shady.
Guy 1- “Those guys look especially hard-assed and rough outta all the bikers here”
Guy 2- “We’ll yeah….they are a bunch of Knuckle Draggerz!”
Knuckle Dragger by 03bangbang January 26, 2022

Knuckle-Job 

To use the knuckles of the hands of your partner as a kind of stimulant for the male genitalia. proper procedure would be to cross your wrists so that the back of your hands are facing one another and to rub your hands back and forth as if to be rolling pizza dough.
"yeah man you've never had a Knuckle-Job?"
Knuckle-Job by Jonathon AAA June 11, 2008

knuckle up

to prepare to fight.
Guy 1 "i was at the bar chillin talkin to this girl after the band played, then this dude looked at me like he wanted a problem."

Guy 2 "what happened?"

Guy 1 "I had to knuckle up then his boy pulled him back."
knuckle up by J Fri May 11, 2008

knuckle-naggin'

(v.) When an individual annoyingly attempts to convince another to do something with the assistance of their knuckles.
Hod nang it Brandine, I told you to quit knuckle-naggin' me about the garbage, I'm gonna take it out tomorrow!
knuckle-naggin' by Lounge-Act January 6, 2011

knuckle touch of peace 

when shaking hands in church, instead of doin thepeace wave or the bullshit handshake or the peace sign. Do this: knuckle touch the person you`re trading peace with and blow up the fist and spray peace on the four or more people standing around you. doing this saves your hands from getting germs from the old people in church.
After I watched to many people bullshit handshake each other, peace wave each other, and peace sign each other, I made up the knuckle touch of peace and tried it out on the lady in front of me.
knuckle touch of peace by blu3hat February 19, 2011