kappa mikey

Definatly funniest thing on nickelodeon(although that's not really saying much).And the funniest thing for under a TV 14 restriction.

Kappa Mikey Joke
GONARD:Let's build a rocket out of lettuce and fly to the moon and when we get there we can just eat the rocket.
Lily: GONARD FOR THE LAST TIME, THAT IS NOT GOING TO GET OZU BACK HIS JOB!!!

by TimmyMuscat May 31, 2007

kapooted

Simply a synonym for "zooted." When one is extremely high, drunk, or better yet, both.

I was so kapooted last night at the bar that I ended up passed out at my boy's crib with no recollection of how or when I got there.

by Kipstopher January 21, 2010

Kaponga Nack Bock

When a girls pussy is filled with chicken salt and a man/woman licks it out.

Benny is always munching on a Kaponga Nack Bock

by NackBocker August 16, 2010

Delta Kappa Epsilon

1. Delta Kappa Epsilon is the 10th oldest fraternity in the country. Delta Kappa Epsilon (Also known as DKE) was founded in Phi-Yale on June 22, 1844 by 15 outstanding men in the old south hall room 12. 5 US presidents were DEKES (another term for brothers of Delta Kappa Epsilon) DEKES spend most of their time drinking nattys with the boys and training their pledges. (Not hazing, these hands don’t haze)
2. The finest guys on the row
3. Future millionaires

Are you going to the Delta Kappa Epsilon party later? I heard the brothers are sexy and have big dicks.

by nattydaddy12 September 16, 2019

Kappa

Tenth letter of the Greek alphabet.

Kappa is the tenth letter of the Greek alphabet.

by SynysterMind February 13, 2015

Pussy Kapow!

The act of punching a vagina on the sweetspot so that it catches the hole to make a realistic batman noise

Things got a bit boring in the bedroom. Rodney had spilled his daily quota, but Kelly was lying spread-eagled with anticipation of an exciting climax, then it struck that she needed a Pussy Kapow!

by Rydo February 23, 2009

Kappa Kappa Gamma

A group of extremely classy and established women. We are dedicated to our philanthropies, active at our schools, and great at throwing socials and crushes where we remain classy and well behaved. While some may be a little promiscuous or proud, most are down to earth good girls always willing to give a helping hand. Any one who talks badly about us is probably either jealous or someone who didnt get a bid from us and now is a sorority hating GDI.

A girl should be three things, classy, fabulous, and KAPPA!

IM SO HAPPY THAT I AM A KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA!

by AshleyJ April 4, 2008