n00b

on neopets: annoying person who pollutes the boards with begging for items and/or neopoints. also intentionally mispsells words,uses lots of chatspeak and is report happy

on runescape or other MMORPG:
non-offensive: slang term used to define someone who is new to the game
Offensive: means some one who is incompetent at the game regardless of account age and also begs for stuff.
neopets n00b: OMG mi p3ts r sic @nd c@n 0nli bi cioored wit @ p@int brush!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pls giv3 me 1:(
me:n00b
neopets n00b: OMG! u r s0 m3@n im r3porting u!!!!!!

MMORPG n00b: Where do i have to go/ how do i get to the next level???
by timmymuscat June 16, 2007
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kappa mikey

Definatly funniest thing on nickelodeon(although that's not really saying much).And the funniest thing for under a TV 14 restriction.
Kappa Mikey Joke
GONARD:Let's build a rocket out of lettuce and fly to the moon and when we get there we can just eat the rocket.
Lily: GONARD FOR THE LAST TIME, THAT IS NOT GOING TO GET OZU BACK HIS JOB!!!
by TimmyMuscat May 15, 2007
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