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Jupiter Casinelli

the most amazing person on this planet. name has no gender and should never be affiliated with such. this person has the best style and is an expert at making “kandi” and an absolutely wonderful friend. they tend to push aside their own feelings to help others which can be detrimental to its mental health but it always seems to pull through. anyone who meets them falls in love with their personality, never wanting to leave its side. they are a hard worker and have the most excellent sense of style, preferring to be well dressed on days that they can afford to, but nonetheless look amazing no matter what it is wearing. they can be gushed about for ages and never be beat. they make kandi at YourKandiMom and sell them for great prices, using the funds for more kandi and living easier than their already stressful life (which they deal with like a BOSS btw) but we cant type anymore so we’ll leave it at this- they are simply the most amazing friend, family member and/or moirail anyone could have. we love Jupiter Casinelli!
damn, Jupiter Casinelli has the best outfits!”
by EnokeTheGoblin November 13, 2021
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Jupiter

The best planet in our solar system. It is 100x better than that flat planet Earth
Logan: Whats the best planet
Any Smart Person : Jupiter of course
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Where all of our wigs fly to when watching Raini Rodriguez
me: omg my wig flew to Jupiter!!11!!
friend: same
by getyourfingeroutofmyface March 24, 2022
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Jupiter is the sun

Naming planets some idiot goes “sun” when naming planets after I show a image of Jupiter We had just Done 7 other planets the idiot only got earth and Saturn right and the idiot then guessed a star
Me being awesome, Guess this planet

Idiot, idk Sun

The idiot guessed That Jupiter is the sun
by The tallest me & biggest pp me September 15, 2021
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jupiter

they love ed sheeran and k-pop !!
also likes music and has tons of good recommendations
“wow jupiter . really loves ed sheeran 🤤🤤🤤”
“as much as they love me ❓😾”
“more 🤗🤤‼️‼️”

jupiter i can’t believe how long this took to fix the “” marks now i have a cramp
by forgotten skeleton July 18, 2021
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The hottest most fine person. Has an addiction to the song cpr and sings it whenever he can. They are too cute the smile they give is the brightest, even brighter than the sun. Their face is so cute the only person to be compared faces with is Mitsuba. But theJupiter is even hotter than that, making people traveling miles just to seek wisdom from such.
Jupiter: finer than the ticket on your car
by charmander_pika February 18, 2022
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A Slow texas person and and and who thinks an axolotl is segg-c and thinks a banana grabs his own pp
Jupiter is a nub.
by Jichael Mackson The Third February 20, 2022
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