Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody

Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night“
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson“

by woody7192 April 11, 2024

Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.

Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"

by Monfredi November 15, 2022

Pulling a Judson

To cancel an event, meeting, or Sunday night Bible study on a whim. Some examples of past whims: toothache, tennis match, feeling bummed after Notre Dame loses again, etc. Named from actor Judson Scott's reputation for "Pulling a Judson". Also, the notorious family after which Judson Scott was named.

Judson email to group: Hey guys, I know this sucks, but we need to cancel tonight. See you next week! ;) ;)
Email response from brave group member: Umm... could you please tell me why?
Email response from Judson: We got home from Hawaii four days ago and my son is suffering from jet lag. Also, my pants are still a little damp and they need more time in the dryer.
Email response from brave group member to the rest of the group: Guys... is their excuse legit or are they pulling a Judson?

by Kuchen, kniffla and streudels November 24, 2023

A warm George Jenson

the act of receiving analingus in an unexpected environment.

That bushpig gave him a warm George Jenson in pokie room at the feddo

by candypants raverslut June 19, 2025

no job jonson

a person with out a job

paultooreal is a no job jonson

by lil_user August 18, 2025