When you walk into the bathroom to take a poop and someone that you don't want to see you poop is going pee. So instead of going into the stall, you pretend to pee next to them and make small talk until they leave, then you rush in the stall and tend to your poomergency.
Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: I busted a crazy poop juke on my boss and almost shit my pants in the process.
Guy 1: Well done, Emmitt Smith
Guy 2: I busted a crazy poop juke on my boss and almost shit my pants in the process.
Guy 1: Well done, Emmitt Smith
by xaulzan September 09, 2009
by Monsterdawgdude September 10, 2020
A " juke line" is a Chicago term in the 90s when a group of men and women are begin "juked on" in a snaked form line.
by Juni88 July 20, 2019
Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.
Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
by Tess Tickular March 09, 2021
by app21 March 16, 2010
Brother 1. Damn man you see that bitch over there?
Brother 2. Nah what's she doing?
Brother 1. Looks like she shakin doo doo out her ass.
Brother 2. She's doin the dooky juke!
Brother 2. Nah what's she doing?
Brother 1. Looks like she shakin doo doo out her ass.
Brother 2. She's doin the dooky juke!
by BootyKrumper June 28, 2017